-Mom I am looking for my food bowl.

-Kajsa I haven`t seen it. Why are you looking for it.

-It said it was hungry and I thought I should tell you that.

-Your bowl can`t be hungry.

-It is and it wants you to give it food.

-So your bowl wants me to feed it. Are you certain it`s not you that are hungry.

-It`s the bowl it said so. You can give it food and I will make certain it eats it all.

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I fooled mom into thinking my food bowl wants food. She doesn`t know that it`s me that will eat it.