I have a first world problem for you.
-I just drank a glas of milk that had it’s expiration date yesterday!
-Oh no. What should we do? We have to call for an ambulance. I tell them you had a day old milk. That will have them put you first and they will prioritize you before heart attacks and those things.
-There is an emergency number you can call when you think you’ve been poisoned. I feel weak do you think I will have to have surgery?